Too many eggs, and special friends...

Rick loves to watch the Today show.

It's how he gets his news.

I think he thinks Matt Lauer is awesomesauce.

Anyway, I digress...

Rick was watching today, well, today, and he saw a little blurb about the Duggar family. Aparently, they are expecting #20.

I will refrain from making comments about the intergrity of Michelle's uterus.

At any rate, Rick was sitting there, looking perplexed.

Now, you must understand, before I go any further, that until last week, Rick was certain that babies came out of your belly button.

I have since set him straight.

Much to his horror.

So, he is watching the Duggar family make their joyous announcement, and turns to me and says: "Wow, she sure must have a lot of eggs!!! Aren't you GLAD that you only had THREE eggs mom?!"

Yes, yes I am.

But before I could respond, and explain that women all have LOTS of eggs, he had moved onto working out how to get his shoes on without having to untie them.

I think I will let him continue to believe that Michelle Duggar does, indeed, have an over abundance of eggs...

And now, onto other news...

Not really news actually, just my observation of my "special" friend. We will call her J-me.

She isn't special in that way...I'm hetero thank you.

She is special in that she does things in public that make me look normal.

And that is why I love her.

So, today, J-me and I decided to go have a healthy breakfast together at McDonald's.

Yes...I got oatmeal. Healthiest thing on the menu...I think.

We enjoyed our meal and headed to the car to leave. As we were getting in the car, a woman was heading into the drive through, however, another car was "cutting" in line and this woman was NOT amused. She began yelling "F-ing move it!!!" then she said "JUST F-ING MOVE!!!"

I'm fairly certain that she had no clue that we were privy to her horrible behavior, but J-me was determined not to let her get away with that sort of profanity.

So, my dear friend, weirdo that she is, yells "you mean like THIS!!??" and starts moving her hips like forrest Gump...really.

I tried to escape, but I'm far too large to fit under my car.

So there I was, stuck between profanity lady and my gyrating friend...I was mortified.

I am so thankful for the people in my life that make me laugh.

So, be sure to hug any "special" friends you may have in your life.

They are a blessing...